Ice around your neck, and twist off a hand full of cabbage

The scary shit comes as rocks or powders. Again, being the khakis-and-necktie crowd, nobody really expects you to be shooting black-horse heroin in the shower.

Effective Vices for the IT Professional

You know how an eleven-year-old kid will get really excited over a single Christmas present? How he’s practically in tears when he gets it? Them, two weeks later, that same toy is lost somewhere under the bed, and the kid is excited about something else. Yeah, Jaiku was cool to Google for about fifteen minutes. Now, it’s on its way to the tag-sale pile.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, twelve million dollars is enough to buy forty eight million doses of a drug to treat malaria.

Google faces post-Fleetwood Mac comedown

I’m surprised. Two high-quality posts from the irreverent Ted Dziuba and not one mention of someone swinging their dick around…